BEWARE!!!!

Another funny thing at our house today. (I'm kinda starting to feel like I live on a comedy show...)

Aaron had a friend over to play. We'll call him "Mr T." I was on the phone talking to a friend when Aaron come running in, out of breath and says "Mom, I need the phone right now!!! It is an emergency!"

I didn't see any blood or hear any screaming, so I wasn't too concerned. "What is the emergency?"

"I need to call Mr's T's mom right now! It is an EMERGENCY!!!"

"Tell me what happened."

"Well, Mr T was going to the bathroom, and Pee exploded everywhere. It's all over his pants and he needs his mom to bring him some new pants."

"WHAT? How did that happen?"

"I don't know... I need to call his mom."

I hung up and let him call. Soon Mr T came upstairs and sure enough, he looked like someone had turned a hose on him. I asked him, "Mr T, what happened?"

"Well, I had to go to the bathroom really bad, and I went in the bathroom, but my bladder just exploded!"

So, there you have the scoop. Maybe I'll have to hang a sign on the door - "BEWARE - - EXPLODING BLADDERS"